when a type-A over-educated girl who needs to be...
i’m going to let you in on a little secret. when i’m sad, i pull out my secret purple file. this file contains all the A+ scores i have received throughout my life (including elementary school projects). looking through these assignments and positive teacher affirmations completely validates me. i like looking through the blue books from college and reading all the “very...
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Just one smile immensely increases the beauty of the universe– Sri Chinmoy
Umpires do everything within their power to get... →
me after august (thanks ilene)
knowing that my mentor is leaving soon.
all day yesterday. all day today. all day until august.. (ps this was the big news i posted about way back when)
when i find out my assistant will be going to...
i’ve officially been working for 12 hours straight. my brain is numb. my body is numb. 6 more hours….
1. Kindness 2. Humor 3. Family 4. Ambition 5. Faith
unreleased britney spears!
princessandcookie: the unreleased britney song, called ouch, is kind of interesting. listen to it here.
When someone says the word: "Moist"
i want to be a housewife.
i’d be sooooo good at it. screw the college education. screw the masters. screw the executive track. i just want to cook. and get mani/pedis. and shop. and use my intelligence to program amazing events for charities that i spearhead. i may be setting women back a couple decades but i honestly would be really content at this point not working at a job but instead weekending all week. ...
How to get through a bad day →
can i just say
that having my very high-maintenance dog this week has been a really good simulation for early motherhood. let me tell you that i have gotten laid .5 times this week. yes 1/2 a time because as we are about to actually make magic, my dog comes in like, “hey what’s up guys. i heard noises, wanted to make sure everything was ok.” also, i can’t leave for work until mr.man...
My #1 piece of dating advice:
bniche: Take all the articles, blog posts, books, conversations, and everything else that tells you what to do to have a successful first date, to keep a person interested, engaged, enraptured, to make him or her a significant other, to make them desire you. Then. Burn it all. Disregard. Forget. Because the person who really matters to you doesn’t care about the caricature of who you appear to...
$10 to Starbucks for $5! →
sasstacular: It’s a Google Offer in case anyone missed it! !!!
this may be too much information for the internet world but….. i just let a slew of farts rip in my office and now i really hope no one comes in for at least 5 minutes because my office smells pretty bad. i know. totally gross. whatever. everyone farts.
When I found out that the author of "The Hunger...