May 2012
33 posts
when a type-A over-educated girl who needs to be...
i’m going to let you in on a little secret. when i’m sad, i pull out my secret purple file. this file contains all the A+ scores i have received throughout my life (including elementary school projects). looking through these assignments and positive teacher affirmations completely validates me. i like looking through the blue books from college and reading all the “very...
May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 27th
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alert
littlelaur: to all of my fellow tory burch addicts [or those who have been waiting to pull the trigger on a certain item]: today through monday, take 25% off ANYTHING & EVERYTHING* online with code: FRIENDS12. [but whatever you do, just please don’t take my size!] *update: excludes revas, gift cards, pre-order, & tb foundation items. other than that, fair game!
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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“Just one smile immensely increases the beauty of the universe”
– Sri Chinmoy
Apr 25th
Umpires do everything within their power to get... →
Apr 21st
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me after august (thanks ilene)
Apr 19th
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knowing that my mentor is leaving soon.
all day yesterday. all day today. all day until august.. (ps this was the big news i posted about way back when)
Apr 19th
when i find out my assistant will be going to...
then.
Apr 19th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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i’ve officially been working for 12 hours straight. my brain is numb. my body is numb. 6 more hours….
Apr 15th
1. Kindness 2. Humor 3. Family 4. Ambition 5. Faith
Apr 12th
unreleased britney spears!
princessandcookie: the unreleased britney song, called ouch, is kind of interesting. listen to it here.
Apr 11th
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When someone says the word: "Moist"
whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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i want to be a housewife.
i’d be sooooo good at it. screw the college education. screw the masters. screw the executive track. i just want to cook. and get mani/pedis. and shop. and use my intelligence to program amazing events for charities that i spearhead. i may be setting women back a couple decades but i honestly would be really content at this point not working at a job but instead weekending all week. ...
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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How to get through a bad day →
Phenom
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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can i just say
that having my very high-maintenance dog this week has been a really good simulation for early motherhood. let me tell you that i have gotten laid .5 times this week. yes 1/2 a time because as we are about to actually make magic, my dog comes in like, “hey what’s up guys. i heard noises, wanted to make sure everything was ok.” also, i can’t leave for work until mr.man...
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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My #1 piece of dating advice:
bniche: Take all the articles, blog posts, books, conversations, and everything else that tells you what to do to have a successful first date, to keep a person interested, engaged, enraptured, to make him or her a significant other, to make them desire you. Then. Burn it all. Disregard. Forget. Because the person who really matters to you doesn’t care about the caricature of who you appear to...
Apr 5th
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$10 to Starbucks for $5! →
sasstacular: It’s a Google Offer in case anyone missed it! !!!
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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TMI
this may be too much information for the internet world but….. i just let a slew of farts rip in my office and now i really hope no one comes  in for at least 5 minutes because my office smells pretty bad. i know. totally gross. whatever. everyone farts.
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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When I found out that the author of "The Hunger...
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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