August 2011
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women's health tmi
i get tested every year when i go in for the whole awesome gyno appt. i sit in the waiting room staring at everyone else at Planned Parenthood and wonder who is there to get an smushmortion, who is there because they have nasty zoo creatures growing out of their kookaw, and who is like me— just too cheap to actually get their birth control from their doctor and have to pay a co-pay. every...
Why She's My BiFFL
me: his ex-girlfriend is really pretty
Jackie: meh. Not really.
me: what?
Jackie: I mean, as a whole yeh but when you start breaking down all her features, she really isn’t. You’re much better looking.
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Wait, do you see my heart on my sleeve? ...
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life update
went to israel. hardest i’ve worked in my life. not a vaca at all. made new friends. not as cool as it sounds.
went to philly. blew off mr. philadelphia. played with new friends (see above). worked. dealt with difficult people/children. met a new gentleman caller (mr. baltimore)— insert thought about choosing guys that are geographically undesirable… psycho-analyze anyone?
now...
You know that feeling of desperately wanting to go home but circumstances are telling you to fuck off.
Yeh so do I.
At the hospital in Israel with one of my teens who got sick hours before our flight home. So close.
