use your life to serve the world– Oprah Winfrey (via emphasisadded)
what a weekend.
mr. philadelphia came to visit. baseball game. fireworks. drinks at the local. gaslamp. stingaree for two seconds. sloppy joes. meeting bestie’s sucky girlfriend. hotel. cuddling. balboa park. space museum…gift shop. pb bro. two new bikinis. firehouse. actually running a teen program too. saying goodbye again. running a 5k. konas for breakfast burritos catching up on...
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sweetvirginiabreeze: A must for any Sound of Music lovers!! HILARIOUS/AMAAAAHZING
stream of consciousness II
wah my back hurts i wonder if i got any bruises bruises are badass… except on old people i just got my bangs back! woohoo! yay for haircuts how do they get your hair so soft? rhonj= so good. i want to be friends with them what should i wear tomorrow why do i have to speak at the board meeting i need to do my eyebrows i wonder what i’d be doing if i still lived in ny i need...
my friend kelly just became a member of massage envy which means she pays $60 a month for one included massage and then $30 additional massages. you have to sign up for a year and at signing she got a “bring in a friend for free” type of deal. being awesome, she invited me. which means yesterday i got a free massage. cool right? wrong. wrong. wrong. my back is in my spasms today. i...
I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be...– Amy Poehler
The Crisis in Higher Education →
At Yale, we were overjoyed if half our graduating students found positions. That’s right—half. Imagine running a medical school on that basis. As Christopher Newfield points out in Unmaking the Public University (2008), that’s the kind of unemployment rate you’d expect to find among inner-city high school dropouts. And this was before the financial collapse. In the past three years, the market...
stream of consciousness
would i look good with ombre hair even though i wear my hair straight i wish i could stay home in my non-boyfriend boyfriend flannel pants and overally washed favorite shirt. why are men’s flannels so much more comfy than womens? it’s probably the pockets. women’s pajamas should have pockets. and the situation opening— you get a nice breeze. how do you ever really...
champagne from my real friends… real pain from my sham friends.– christian at work. love her.
Ted, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the...– Marshall Eriksen
farts make me laugh…. always.
Hero dog helped snare Osama →
thejerkstore: Once again, dogs > cats. (via The Daily What)
happiness inducing. →
faboosh...on so many levels →
attraction: Disappointment is always extremely painful when it’s fresh. But maybe it’s time for me to move on and stop wasting my time on people that aren’t that interested in me. preach sista.
i saw a kia soul in real life today.
i was disappointed to see it was not driven by a rapping hamster. huge upset. you can get with this… or you can get with that.