judgey wudgey
xxxxxxI’m so in love with the 1940s… music, fashion, culture… Build me a time machine!♥
someone posted that on fbook. i want to respond with: the 1940s was the holocaust you dumb face.
November 2011
50 posts
I’m so in love with the 1940s… music, fashion, culture… Build me a time machine!♥
gettin an edumacation
Teachers’ hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work 9 or 10 months per year! It’s time we put things into perspective and pay them for what they do - babysit! We can get that for minimum wage.
That’s right. Let’s give them $3.00 an hour and only the hours they worked; not any of that silly planning time, or any time they spend before or after school. That would be $19.50 a day (7…:45 to 3:00 PM with 45 min. off for lunch and plan—that equals 6 1/2 hours). Each parent should pay $19.50 a day for these teachers to baby-sit their children. Now how many students do they teach in a day…maybe 30? So that’s $19.50 x 30 = $585.00 a day. However, remember they only work 180 days a year!!! I am not going to pay them for any vacations. LET’S SEE…. That’s $585 X 180= $105,300 per year. (Hold on! My calculator needs new batteries). What about those special education teachers and the ones with Master’s degrees? Well, we could pay them minimum wage ($7.75), and just to be fair, round it off to $8.00 an hour. That would be $8 X 6 1/2 hours X 30 children X 180 days = $280,800 per year.
Wait a minute — there’s something wrong here! There sure is! The average teacher’s salary (nation wide) is $50,000. $50,000/180 days = $277.77/per day/30 students=$9.25/6.5 hours = $1.42 per hour per student—a very inexpensive baby-sitter and they even EDUCATE YOUR kids and undo the damage that YOU caused!) WHAT A DEAL!!!!
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Roger Ebert Review Breaking Dawn →
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It’s so easy to be all, “Twilight is fucking retarderd, derp”, and while that’s probably true, live and let live or whatever. But to read Roger Ebert’s review is a real treat in legitimate criticism.
