February 2011
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2011
39 posts
Jan 31st
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lazy sunday
long walk with mitz. costco. tanning. listening to the rain. playing scrabble. napping. hot chocolate. painting my nails. going to bed early.
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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freakin hilarious →
Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
next step: meet a dude who works here who happens... →
Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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ughhhhh grosss, super gnar-bar! →
Jan 21st
“You know the expression: good on paper, bad in bed.”
– Samantha, Sex in the City (via sarahthegreat) yes, yes i do.
Jan 21st
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text from hot math guy #239834359345
“i had a dream about you last night” —————————————————- why this is funny: he has texted me at least once a week for the past i don’t know, month and a half now without a response from me… at all. i wonder if he thinks eventually i will say something like “yes!...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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this is awesome
9 famous movie villains who were right all along
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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pseudo-rant #1
you cannot call yourself a Jew and then proclaim that Jesus is the Son and Savior. That would make you a Christian.. Even if you pretend to practice Jewish traditions, by definition, you are not a Jew. Sorry.
Jan 19th
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Happiness is 80 degree weather in January. As much as New Yorkers proclaim that you can appreciate good weather only after you’ve experienced an intensely cold winter, I beg to differ. I appreciate the San Diego sun every day. In fact, I appreciate simply living in San Diego every day.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 14th
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i need to stop reading depressing shit
so i need to stop myself before i get started. just read this: sad dog story which ends up having a happy ending but made me full out cry at my desk at work i don’t understand animal cruelty at all. i understand people cruelty far more than animal cruelty.  dogs are the most amazing creatures and the love you get from a furry little mush surpasses really anything. i know when i see...
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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How to Make Friends and Convince Them You Are... →
Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
The most brilliant franchise on television
glassslipperrevisited: is the Real Housewives. Not only is it a grotesquely entertaining observation of the human psyche, but (if you look past the horrid spin-off musical careers) each episode is an almost endearing message of humanity in a backwards sort of way. The human struggle, the challenges that come with accepting the simplicity of life that is constant in every class of society, and...
Jan 8th
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“Blogs are for throw away statements.”
– Sarah (via heyitspuj) wait sarah, did you really reblog your own quote…about blogging….??
Jan 7th
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Comparing Snooki to other American Writers
***in light of season three starting tonight. **** On seeing another person, as if for the first time: Fitzgerald: “Gatsby was overwhelmingly aware of the youth and mystery that wealth imprisons and preserves, of the freshness of many clothes, and of Daisy, gleaming like silver, safe and proud above the hot struggles of the poor.” Polizzi: “He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally...
Jan 6th
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“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only...”
– Audrey Hepburn.
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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my life is bro →
one of my teens showed me this last night. kind of dumb and clearly made up at times but also hilarious.
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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