August 2010
18 posts
hahahaha
Could this be true?!
A friend of Paris Hilton’s says that she is notorious for stashing cocaine in her vagina!
Say WHAT?
A source reveals:
“That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom. She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems.
“She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.”
The source adds that Paris smuggles drugs in a lubricated condom before hiding it in her vagina when she has to go through airport security:
“That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source, she’s a pro at it. Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.”
Wowsa!
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“Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses, cuz we were born this way bitch!”
—
Lady GaGa
duh.
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That's A Deal Breaker, Ladies (or Gents)... →
thegloss.com
I was looking through one of my favorite non-political, trashy websites the other day, when I found the above article. Going through the straight dating world, I had to admit pretty much all of the noted deal breakers were true. Then I started thinking about other character traits that would count as “deal breakers” for me. These include:
- Making racist, sexist, homophobic comments
- Being anti-choice (I don’t fuck Republicans)
- Bad taste in music (I hate Bono/Nickelback/Bon Jovi)
- Using shorthand- it doesn’t matter if you’re reciting the complete works of Shakespeare; if you’re writing it in shorthand, you sound like an idiot.
- Has a name for his penis and/or shaves his situation
That said, what are your dating deal breakers, visual or otherwise?
I KNOW RIGHT?!
just saw matisyahu in concert...life changing.
Jerusalem, if I forget you,
fire not gonna come from me tongue.
Jerusalem, if I forget you,
let my right hand forget what it’s supposed to do.
In the ancient days, we will return with no delay
Picking up the bounty and the spoils on our way
We’ve been traveling from state to state
And them don’t understand what they say
3,000 years with no place to be
And they want me to give up my milk and honey
Don’t you see, it’s not about the land or the sea
Not the country but the dwelling of his majesty
Rebuild the temple and the crown of glory
Years gone by, about sixty
Burn in the oven in this century
And the gas tried to choke, but it couldn’t choke me
I will not lie down, I will not fall asleep
They come overseas, yes they’re trying to be free
Erase the demons out of our memory
Change your name and your identity
Afraid of the truth and our dark history
Why is everybody always chasing we
Cut off the roots of your family tree
Don’t you know that’s not the way to be
Caught up in these ways, and the worlds gone craze
Don’t you know it’s just a phase
Case of the Simon says
If I forget the truth then my words won’t penetrate
Babylon burning in the place, can’t see through the haze
Chop down all of them dirty ways,
That’s the price that you pay for selling lies to the youth
No way, not ok, oh no way, not ok, hey
Aint no one gonna break my stride
Aint no one gonna pull me down
Oh no, I got to keep on moving
Stay alive
Jerusalem, if I forget you,
fire not gonna come from me tongue.
Jerusalem, if I forget you,
let my right hand forget what it’s supposed to do.
Just finished Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. It was so lovely and enjoyable. The book in it’s entirety is told in letters from multiple characters and deals with a writer doing research on the German occupation of the small British island of Guernsey. The characters are charming, the plot is engaging and driven by history, and the overall presentation of the story is simply lovely. I wholeheartedly recommend it as a late summer read.
intersante
i am taking the time to read some online tutorials about how to use excel since it will soon be integral to my job. why don’t we have courses on excel in school? this stuff is pure gold.
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success
so nancy’s surprise birthday party went off without a hitch (minus my multiple panic attacks that someone would be a ritard [not retard because i work with children— it’s rih-tard] and tell her). there were about 25 of her friends there and she had no idea. it was glorious. and then we topped it off with a new laptop. high fives for jeffe and little bear.
all smiles.
just slept 15+ hours. life is good.
recap of omaha in bullet points.
-no sleep.
-where’s nathaniel?
-party’s here.
-winning gold.
-sweat.
-jews.
-ariba! abajo! alcentro! aldentro!!!
-tequila and beer.
-i think nate just called me a hoe.
-gretchen garmin.
-i bet you can’t hold the sign for ten minutes.
-volleyball cinderella story.
-the south has culture. this just has hicks.
-magun.
-dick’s sporting goods and marshals pit stops…mandatory.
-snooki and maxWoWW.
-90% humidity.
-mexico delegation= new friends.
-counting heads.
-coaches tramp stamps.
-st. louis jacket, mexico backpack= hot commodities.
-twerking.
-inhaling chicken wings at midnight.
-the inability to poo.
-panera is zagat rated.
-is her sister older or younger? i thinks she’s either older or younger.
-minimum of two showers a day.
-school buses.
-george lopez.
-classy vs. trashy. learn the difference dancers.
-laughing so hard you pee a little.
