July 2010
29 posts
BEST NEWS OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!
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real housewives of....
so i love the real housewives. i think they are trashy and ridiculous and fabulous. so in my 5 minutes of spare time i took all the bravo tests to see which real housewife i am most like in each location.
New Jersey: Teresa (duhhhh)
New York: Kelly (ugh… i am soooo not Kelly. If anyone, I would be Bethenny)
Atlanta: Sheree (crap. she’s the worst one.)
Orange County: Lynne (oh man....
June 2010
22 posts
Glad I don't still go here! →
Jersey Shore Deep Thoughts: On How Absence Truly...
reblogged from someone funny that was able to express my EXACT sentiments on the issue:
I didn’t wake up this morning expecting to miss any of the cast members of Jersey Shore the way Snooki misses pickles during a cucumber blight, but then I saw this picture of Snooki and JWOWW film the second season of Jersey Shore down in Miami, and that’s when I was reminded of the guidette-shaped hole in...
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i want to go OUT TONIGHT! why is everyone either out of town or not doing anything tonight?! grrrr….
learn english
I have such disdain for college graduates who are incompetent when it comes to the English language.
definitely does not include an ‘a’ (as in definately— which is wrong). It is also not spelled ‘defenitely’ either.
weird cannot be spelled wierd. there are not two different spellings of the word. it’s just weird.
ridiculous does not include an...
Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the...
– Nietzche pizza
thank you letter.
Dear Solid Rock, Thank you for being so kind to have a super-easy-children-can-even-do-it set of walls that I can start on in order to boost my rock climbing confidence and make me feel like I can take over the world. I am aware that I have the upper body strength of a four year old and these walls became my friends instantly. My ego will ignore the fact that two little girls actually said...
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober,...
– Tom Robbins in Still Life with Woodpecker.
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I wonder if Catherine Zeta-Jones is embarrassed about winning the Tony after...
– from one of my best friends, Sean Finan.
The Tonys were not only disappointing this year, they were an embarrassment to the theatre community. I had the luxury of seeing every musical that was up for any award this year so I feel adequately prepared to comment on the results.
First of all,...
Defining faboosh
FABOOSH (adj) a word used to describe someone or something as fabulous. Additionally, the word can only be used if the subject is over the top awesome and amazing.