Mitzvah is sleeping in my bed, at a diagonal, taking up the entire bed, and snoring like an old man. I’d kick her out but she is wayyyyy too cute. Such a mushball!
me: what should i get for my brother for hanukkah?
him: i like getting clothes cause i never shop.. and never really wanna spend time buying clothes
me: WHAT? you don’t shop? why???
him: no time
me: you’re dumb.
him: i work all day.. then i work out.. then i really have no interest in going to a clothing store and sundays are football.. and saturdays i stay the hell away from malls
me: you’re such a bro
him: girls dig bros
me: is that printed on one of your tank tops?
him: tank top?… i have that shit tattooed on my lower back
would LOVE for groupon to stop crashing so i can get the $25 for $50 at nordstrom rack. thanks.