November 2010
34 posts
Mitzvah is sleeping in my bed, at a diagonal, taking up the entire bed, and snoring like an old man. I’d kick her out but she is wayyyyy too cute. Such a mushball!
Oprah's FAVORITE THINGS →
oprah.com
really really wish i was at harpO studios that day.
heaven.
Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of ridiculous? All those people who can take days off work to come to her show don’t really need a 2012 Volkswagon Beetle. Sure it’s nice to give people things and sure she already gives a lot to charity, but it’s all just publicity so people will watch the show and be jealous. I’d watch if she went into some poor neighborhoods and gave everyone a $20,000 check that would change their lives…
No offense to Karen, or Marisa who I know also watches this too, or anyone else who likes Oprah and her favorite things. I’ve never been an Oprah fan and it’s totally a matter of opinion, I’m just stating mine. I think most of the tv shows where they gives away stuff are pretty weird, not just Oprah.
lara- the fact that it is ridiculous makes it amazing. the hysterical screaming, people peeing their pants, and oprah getting that weird man voice when she announces the next iteam. it’s awesome. lol
kosher internet? →
articles.latimes.com
every religion has it’s extremists…. even my own.
convo with a dude that made me laugh
me: what should i get for my brother for hanukkah?
him: i like getting clothes cause i never shop.. and never really wanna spend time buying clothes
me: WHAT? you don’t shop? why???
him: no time
me: you’re dumb.
him: i work all day.. then i work out.. then i really have no interest in going to a clothing store and sundays are football.. and saturdays i stay the hell away from malls
me: you’re such a bro
him: girls dig bros
me: is that printed on one of your tank tops?
him: tank top?… i have that shit tattooed on my lower back
—-HILARIOUS.
Oprah's FAVORITE THINGS →
oprah.com
really really wish i was at harpO studios that day.
heaven.
“sometimes guys just like trashy slutty”
—angela. love her.
would LOVE for groupon to stop crashing so i can get the $25 for $50 at nordstrom rack. thanks.
“Happiness can be found even at the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
—Albus Dumbledore.
