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where'd you stash your 'stache?

self-aggrandizing and/or pseudo-intellectual musings.
trashy tv. puppies. politics. funny stuff. musicals.

nothing too serious happens here.

Pretty great way to start eating bread again. #peaceoutpassover #adiosmatzah #baruchhashem #chicagostuffeddeepdishpizza #nomnomnomnnom (at Lefty’s Chicago Pizzeria)

Pretty great way to start eating bread again. #peaceoutpassover #adiosmatzah #baruchhashem #chicagostuffeddeepdishpizza #nomnomnomnnom (at Lefty’s Chicago Pizzeria)

Guys, the show ‘Lindsay” on the OWN network is probably the best thing ever. 

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

Lolz

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“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and “unladylike”, Jimmy Fallon turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”


Girl crush Sunday?

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and “unladylike”, Jimmy Fallon turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

Girl crush Sunday?

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Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

—John Steinbeck (via tehbee)

True story

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humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

stop it. this made me (and my bf who “hates Real Housewives” but never argues about watching it when it’s on) laugh out loud pretty hard. 

all hail princess carole. 

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There is magic in long-distance friendships. They let you relate to other human beings in a way that goes beyond being physically together and is often more profound.

—Diana Cortes (via sidebraids)

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aotakesonchicago:

So accurate.

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